The pretty girl in the picture is Grumo's wife (at least before posting this..)

Beth

This article is part of a blog series where Grumo attempts to define common terms in a nonsensical and sometimes politically incorrect way. Please do take all statements with a grain of salt or acetyl-para-aminophenol. Beth is a nocturnal free dancing spirit living in a beer bottle made of semi transparent indulgence. Her long body,[…]

Sex sign

What is Sex?

This article is part of a blog series where Grumo attempts to define common terms in a nonsensical and sometimes politically incorrect way. Please do take all statements with a grain of salt or acetyl-para-aminophenol. Sex is what your daddy did to your mommy and about 9 months later she shot you into the world.[…]